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"Oww! You hit me in the ear! That's like hitting someone in the temple...which is like pinching someone in basketball. You just DON'T DO IT!"
KOUPONNIPIE!!!
"Speaking of special K, what ever happened to regular K? You know Kate Ballard from the news? If you have a cold and you say mallard, it'll sound like ballard."
"Do you listen to yourself when you talk?"
"I drift in and out."
"...All the way to the bank!"
Evan Vs. The Fly
"I'll take YOU to the candy shop!"
"You can't rape the willing..."
"I could take that gravy machine..."
"What is this!?"
"And our final contestant on Celebrity Rock and Roll Jeopardy...Sean Connery..."
"Giggidy Giggidy,"
"Where are all the whiteheads!?"
"Do any of you want your buns toasted?" <-- Mary's dad
*knock knock knock*
"What was that?"
"That was my SKULL!"
"Hey! How come Andrew gets to get up? He'll get up, we'll get up, it'll be anarchy!"
'D
"Holy cheesecake Batman!"
"What! No! You're NOT ghetto! None of you are! Ever!" <-- me on a regular basis...-_-U
"The answer to everything in the category is ten. When I stop talking, just say ten. Let's see how you can screw this up. Mr. Reynold. This is how many fingers you have,"
"FIVE!"
"Everything is musical! Buzzer buzzer bang bang ching pow wah!"
"Aaaaanndndddd shut it."
"Is the hot tea hot or cold?"
"Is it ice tea?"
"No! It's HOT tea,"
"Oh, well then I have no idea."
PEANUT BUTTER!
[it was MY inside joke long before LOST!]
Below Me
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore."
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
"Damn Longears, trying to take away Easter from Jesus."
"There's somebody out there,"
*Katie shoves all of Mary's Christmas cookie in her mouth during band class*
Mary: "AHHH! That was my cookie! Fucker! FUCKER!"
*Katie then laughs so hard she cries, and chokes on the cookie at the same time."
McKeown: "Katie! Stop laughing!"
SPOONS!!!
"Good times in Math 11 Abv. Maybe I should have worked more, but then maybe you shouldn't have killed that guy...good times with Rodney, Supa Zebra, and all those fishing hicks! See ya next year for more math slacking. Have an awesome summer, keep it crunk. -Conor"
[not an inside joke, but funny as hell]
"You try that on us...we'll slit your face..."
"Brave, brave Sir Robin..."
"You're gonna get smite'd for that!"
"Katie! God does not have a smite button!"
"You don't know that!"
"That's what you get for throwing me in the snow three times."
"It was once!"
"...Twice..."
"That's still not three!"
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